Hoister

King of fire and most baller person ever

Man you see hoister today??

He burned that bitch and then made it rain!

by StonerGang420gang May 29, 2018

Host Family

A Host Family is typically an amazing group of interesting people willing to accept strangers into their lifes in order to profit with hilarious laughs, funny insiders and new learned knowledge about other cultures.

A: We are going to be a Host Family next year.
B: That´s awesome! I hope it´ll be awesome!

by GifMeUrCookie May 6, 2018

Hostage Swarm

When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.

My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!

by wisewolf64 June 10, 2018

Hosstage

When taking your friend to undisclosed location on the day before their birthday to in order to perpetuate shinanighans!

My friends having a birthday tomorrow its time to take a hosstage

by Wendy Dee June 23, 2020

hostbu

a ghost as a host, how interesting!

not a normal everyday thing when you see a ghost host at the party right?

A hostbu.. well thats not normal!

by ghostundy May 23, 2021

Hoisted by your own Piccard

When your own star Star-Trek related actions hurt you in some way.

Bill: The date was going great until I mentioned I like Star-Trek
Jeff: It appears you have been hoisted by your own Piccard.

by The Not So Jolly Giant June 22, 2021

Hofstede

A mighty last name only owned by warriors. Most famously known for being the name dutch celebrity of Matthijs Hofstede.

Wow, with those abs he must be called Hofstede.

by TheDefenitionator July 16, 2021