trumps hours

Showing up to work at a ridiculous hour for a very short and completely inadequate length of time. (11 am - 4:45pm) Also includes a very long lunch break with additional breaks called “executive time”. Extended weekends and holidays included.

I can’t beleive Mark, he thinks he works Trumps hours. He showed up at 11:00 walked around a bit , then went straight to lunch.

by Penalty Box May 1, 2018

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

at the eleventh hour

At the last moment possible

"She always turned her term papers in at the eleventh hour."

by LIsa llLUI March 22, 2017

FaceTime hours

The time you are on FaceTime and caked up with your boo or soon to be boo (10pm and further)

Girl I can't talk I'm otp with my boo it's FaceTime hours right now

by LeonardoDicapyahoe June 2, 2017

shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).

IT's shitpost hour m8!

by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017

banana hour

The hour at which anything is hysterically funny (such as the random mention of the word banana) after staying awake for an extended period of time

Dude, it’s 4 am, why is Todd in the other room laughing his ass off?

Oh, it must be banana hour.

by BMDragon November 11, 2017

An Owen Hour

An owen hour is much longer than a regular Earth hour, lasting over double the minutes.

Hey, sorry im most likely to be an hour late.... more rather an Owen hour late... sorry

by letsmakesquiggles February 27, 2017