hippo

hippo

hippo

by sonbob tripan 924948 May 4, 2022

Fiona the hippo

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all

It’s Fiona the hippo birthday see what she’s doing next on WLWT

by Cosmo66777 May 19, 2022

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Hippo

An animal with no soul

Did you know that Hippos kill more than 500 people a year.

by Gedghf September 26, 2021

Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.

Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014