When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
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Get the Hillbilly Skydiving mug.Bending her over the side of the tub and while she slips and splashes trying to get out of the water you continue to drill her from behind. She's just been bathed in a Hillbilly Bathtub.
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Get the Hillbilly bathtub mug.Hillbilly condo is a condo in Florida where each owner does his own thing in a ridiculous manner to outdo his neighbor.
Hillbilly condo is seen in the South, primarily Florida. The owners are bound to uniformity by the bylaws but this doesn’t stop them from putting shells on railings, or memorials & advertising signs on the lawn.
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