Japanese Handjob

The act of giving a Handjob while licking a mans nipples,

Me and my girl decided to try a Japanese Handjob the other night and dude I came buckets! my nips were on fire after tho..

by burhnruhnurhun August 18, 2025

Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)

He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.

by DWBB February 5, 2018

Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Handjob

A act of luka grappling your penis and jerking it of to the point of cumming.

I loved getting my handjob of luka

by handjoblover69 June 18, 2022

Tiny Handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by Ohtheplacesmyheadgoes October 3, 2022

Madam's handjob

When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.

She took her pants off in the car and gave me a madam's handjob

by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025

double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023