Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Sandy Handy

The act of giving a handjob with a handful of rough, course, grainy sand.

"My dad said he wanted another kid. So, while he was asleep I went into his room and gave him the sandy handy. Shut that shit down real quick."

by Mikey Hatman January 24, 2023

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 21, 2017

Handi

Handicap stall of the bathroom, used for snorting lines of coke with your friends.

“Where’s Taylor?” “She went with Kelsey to the handi to snort a line.”

by carlease January 6, 2023

Chicago back handy

When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.

“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”

by Gripster August 29, 2023

Mr. Rodger's handy

where you receive a hand job while the one giving the hand job wears a puppet on their hand.

Hey Bill how did your date go last night? It was good that chic gave me a Mr. Rodger's handy!

by Steel mill rat July 25, 2019

Handy

A very fat leprechaun that can massage your toes with his nose and ears

Handy please eat my pineapples

by Cheez-It fingers May 10, 2018