Handy Zandy

The act of jerking off inside of a public school and getting caught multiple times. Proceeding to be every teacher's little baby and being the ultimate snitch.

" Wow, don't pull a Handy Zandy!!"

by genuisman69 September 20, 2022

Highway Handy

The act of receiving a hand job by the passenger while riding a motorcycle down the highway.

Should of been there bro! I went for a ride on the bike last night and a bar fly gave me the best highway handy!

by Highway handy April 9, 2022

Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Clammy Handy

When your girl give you a hand job and afterword your penis smells like clams contrary to popular belief it has nothing to do with the condition of the hand solely the smell.

I was getting frisky with My girl and next thing you know I got a clammy handy bruh

by Louisianaseedpeer April 9, 2019

OTP Handy

OTP stands for over the pants, and handy obviously meaning hand job. Basically just a way to make being jerked off from outside of the frabric of your pants sound a little more cool and classy.

JT: How about an OTP handy for your boy?

Maggie: Well since you put it that way, I suppose.

JT: Start rubbin denim then girl what you waiting for?!...
*fft ffft fft fft ffft*
JT: Aww yeah that’s it....

by Boxx Cutta January 7, 2019

Doncaster handy

A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.

Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.

by Linkle July 17, 2022

Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016