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Peter Griffin Funnies

Joe: Hey peter your Peter Griffin Funnies were funny
Peter: Yes my peter griffin funny was funny
by Joe swanson (real) April 25, 2022
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Griffin

Really sweet,cute,humble,is nice to anybody he sees.he is willing to take his life for anybody that really cares
I really want to talk to Griffin he is sweet
by Breed cram November 25, 2019
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Griffin

Griffin is a guy that will love you for being you. He will always be there for you and wI'll never let you down.
Ps: his dick is huge and he will devistate you
Griffin is a wonderful guy.
by Griffin,12 February 20, 2018
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Peter Griffin

by What’s your handle321 February 14, 2024
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Griffin

A real person who will keep it 100 no matter what. Don’t mistake him for someone to sugar coat shit, and don’t mistake him for a fake person or you may come to find that you have just started a war with Griffin. Griffin is sincere but it’s hard to show compassion with all of his trust issues, so he may not come off as bright as he is until you look on the inside. He doubts everything he does but he’ll still do what he can to make people he cares about deep down happy. He’s not someone who will trust easy so you’ll have to prove to him that you’ll be there ‘till the end before he’ll show the slightest bit of emotion to you. Most girls fall for him just by talking to him, others by looking, and that’s not something he can help. A lot of people who are on his bad side, or don’t care to know him think he’s a total asshole, which he probably is to them.
Griffin’s friend: Griffin is so funny, I think I’m gonna hang out with him this weekend

Person 2: Griffin’s a dick, he uses girls all the time.
Griffin’s Friend: I think he just has issues trusting but I’d like to know him better.
by MingodaGringo February 26, 2020
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January Griffin

A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?

Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
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James Griffin

Making love to your best friends girlfriend and waiting 3 years to tell them.
He James griffin ed bobby's Girlfriend
by Samir Popli September 9, 2015
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