GRAPE DOUCHE

A mixture of Island Blue Pucker Schnaaps and Watermelon Pucker Schnaaps

Last night we had a party and we drank quite a few Grape Douches

by Necki January 13, 2007

grans

1. Underwear usually worn by my grandma
2. Underwear that contains an old saggy ass
3. Usually sported by Eliza
4. Underwear your mother buys you when she thinks you are still a good gurl

I was unbuttoning her jeans, when all of a sudden her grans were exposed, I ran like the wind!

by Kelexa January 28, 2008

Statutory Grape

Legal. A form of vagrancy. Drinking wine in the park and passing out at the base of a statue.

Jack was over-celebrating his promotion and got picked up for statutory grape.

by Cabot Wonder August 9, 2009

Plucking the Grape from the Vine

Advanced 4-Star/Black Diamond variation of the "come hither" (see: come hither). Insert the index and middle finger in a boy-scout formation, into the vagina thereby stumulating the g-spot, while rubbing your thumb (preferrably licked) on the clitoris. Motion your three digits as if your were gently plucking a grape off the vine. AKA Cabernet Clit Rub.

Baby, What u doin' down there? U aint plucking the grape from the vine, are you??!!?? OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

by Moose McNewmsy December 24, 2008

Grape

Gape + Rape = Grape. Thus is Grape.

Did someone say grape?

by Mr. A. Furious Fork September 7, 2007

grape

The combined act of groping and rape. Usually done by leprechauns.

The leprechauns just had a grape fest over here.

by the-Vampire January 11, 2009

Grapsing

releasing the bond between the ball-sack and the inner thigh with the hand in a grappling movement. The grapser can choose whether to keep the movement discreet, or do it in full view of all the people around him.

-Kris, not now please!
-It's ok man, i was jus grapsing.

by sk8rdude April 28, 2004