Granola hoe

When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows

Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels

by Sushi mom September 28, 2018

Gango

Another way of saying someone is your friend, commonly used by the rapper: BABY Supreme

Yooo whats good gango

by BABY Supreme July 17, 2022

white granola

Preppy bitches

Those girls and there Starbucks are white granola.

by Sienarv December 18, 2015

Abbey grange

Abbey grange is the worst school ever if you go there you are going to regret it , the toilet sink like shit and girls leave period pads on the floor and boys piss on the floor ( tramps ) and there is so many gay people there watch out before your the next victim.

Boy/girl : do you go abbey grange

Me : Yh

Boy/girl : don’t speak to me Gaylord

by Sorryhard July 7, 2020

Granola

A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman

The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.

Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature

'look at those old fucking granola's'

'I think those couple of granolas just saw you hit the pipe.'

by MackDeezNuts December 30, 2006

grangin

SOMETHING THAT IS REALLY REALLy GROSS!

LOTTIE, BIRD POO, LOTTIE, CHICKEN POO, LOTTIE, DEAD SHEEP, LOTTIE,SICk

by hannahs best m8 May 1, 2005

grangling

This is when your dog is laying down and you lay down next to him/her and wrap your legs around them. They may growl but just let it happen.

why was he growling?

oh i was just grangling with him

by wafflemuncher45 November 27, 2009