subtraction gardening

Letting all of the weeds grow in your backyard and then pulling out the ones that don't make pretty flowers.

neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.

by nageuse July 22, 2012

witch garden

1: A garden of drug plants.
2: A backyard garden growing legal plants meant for producing usually illegal hallucinogens, i.e. DMT rich plants.

Officer: "Sir, I've noticed you possess various plants known to be vital in the production illegal substances. Could you please explain why you've chosen to grown such a variety of these specific plants in your backyard?"
Owner: "I've grown them all solely for aesthetic purposes, officer. They're just decorative."
Officer: "Ah, very well sir, have a good day."
Owner(thinking): You know, I probably shouldn't have my witch garden at the front of my house.

by ethenog July 25, 2017

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

Garden Tiller

A very fast hoe, whore, slut etc.

Gosh she is such a garden tiller, she went through 6 guys in one night.

by Elliott_Skylar January 27, 2009

red garden

When there's an orgy and all the guys dicks are rose red ;)

Ah damn yesterday I had an orgy and it was a red garden

by ;)69 September 30, 2019

Gardening Eden

getting down and dirty

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.

by andres u March 4, 2009

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021