Fucktard

A combination of fucking and retarded; ergo, fucktard.

John: Nick is a fucktard.
Johnny: Yeah, he keeps banging my mom!

by TheDarKnight57 June 17, 2016

Fucktard

Being a retard n fucked up

A guy doing stupid activities. Being extra unsafe.. Boy u see that fucktard

by QUEENBEE1977 October 28, 2017

Fucktard

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Justin Beiber, and Miley Cyrus are all perfect Fucktards

"Donald Trump is such a Fucktard"

by DragonTamer666 July 30, 2016

fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is

Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*

by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007

fucktard.

what you call people mainly friends when they are acting fucking retarded.

I was being crazy so Emily called me a fucktard. Then I went on urban dictionary and wrote this.

by emilysfriend May 7, 2009

Fucktard

noun

A person of unbelievable, inexcusable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

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NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction.

True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery.

Most politicians for example.

One who would actually piss on a live transformer.

One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts, this is a Fucktard.

by ThEcakEisAliE100110100 November 14, 2011

Fucktard

An adjective that describes a person who is extremely annoying and clumsy.

Shawn (the office shit talker), is such a fucktard, was supposed to nail this chick but he got drunk, offended her and fell off his bar stool again.

by BZslim April 3, 2007