Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!

Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead

by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010

foreskinanus

The little plume of skin at the end of an uncircumscised dick that looks sufficiently similar to an anus to necessitate the aformentioned title.

wow dude pull your pants up, i can def totes see your foreskinanus

by Charliecheese. September 29, 2010

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

foreskin

cheese wrapping

Dude, that's serious CHEESE WRAPPING. A little fromunda is one thing, but dude, yank back that foreskin and start scrubbin.

by Wyeth October 1, 2009

Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

cock forest

usually a bar or club with a high population of males and little to no females

Let's get out of here, this place is a cock forest.

by double-d November 3, 2004