by heartthatmaryjane April 05, 2011
The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
by Cactii November 13, 2018
A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.
John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.
by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019
When you think you’re better than someone else by posting a picture on Instagram acting like you got it like that but really you don’t.
by Paul Pistone May 25, 2018
1) when a man performs a gay action on another man0
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
2) when someone is damn annoying n they get on ur nerves
by Littlereddevil25 July 05, 2004
by Rift Joos May 29, 2016
Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.
Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced
by unclebustter May 18, 2006