fucken faded

lost from the moment

i was there but i was'nt, lost in the situation i was so fucken faded

by picklelakerladygirl December 12, 2012

Faded Dream

like that broken ass basketball goal your dad set up thinking you'd be the next superstar.

or that last date that ended up being the boss's daughter or the neighborhood (you know what).

anything that looked important enough to investigate that ended up being...

Faded

"I met this girl who was on fire. Turned out the block already "knew" and she was a faded dream.

by sgsupastar January 14, 2010

Dearborn fade

A place in Michigan known for its Arabic and Lebanese fades, which usually contain paint and enhancements applied after receiving a haircut and beard trim. when typically speaking out of Dearborn this is what a Dearborn Fade contains!

Would you like a Dearborn Fade today?

by Hair Bandit May 19, 2021

Figs Fade

A street nigga haircut. A 2 on top low bald fade with the line up

You should get the Figs Fade

by Bodega Boy October 31, 2018

trinity-faded

When you smoke a bunch of weed, drink a bunch of alcohol, and buzz off nicotine... all in one go.

Hey Ceej, Chuck just hit the bong, shotgunned a keg, and smoked a Viceroy!
- Yeah, looks like he's getting trinity-faded tonight.

by MMiller November 1, 2018

stayin' faded

The act of remaining in a semi conscious state for a number of hours due smoking good weed. "Stayin' faded" could be defined as little 'out of it', or to the point of complete human disfunction, and total loss of reaction/thought.

chilla #1: yo, buddy?

chilla#2: ...

chilla #3: dude, that guy is stayin' faded

by jsnob420 July 7, 2010

butt faded

To be so blackout drunk that you prestige, hit sobriety, proceed through buzzed, lit, shitfaced, and hit blackout again.

As drunk as you can be without dying.
The best possible scenario for when you get weird with your friends.
So drunk that you can only speak in cursive.
When you are so drunk that you have to hold on to the grass to keep the world from spinning.

"Hey boys, let's get butt faded tonight!"
"I am physically incapable, because I got so butt faded from your cough syrup margaritas last night."

"I was so butt faded that I head butted the bathroom mirror in the bar because I thought it wanted to fight. Steve the bartender says I owe him a new mirror.... again..."

by Valdosta State Rugby November 28, 2017