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Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.
“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”
by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021
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emotional cannibalism

Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.
Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.
by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022
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emote seam

The extra "v" at the end of a line of clearly copy+pasted emotes that lazy people don't bother to remove.
Bob - ":D :) :D :) :D :)v"

Bill - "You slack bastard..."
by Joltaine May 15, 2004
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emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
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Emotional Autism

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.
The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.
by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019
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Emotional Sherpa

Someone who is only a means to keep you emotionally/romantically stimulated until you find who you really want/are meant to be with. They are easy to become infatuated with and almost as easy to leave. They often set a standard of how you want and should be treated but you won't stay with them, they are just a guide.
Everyone thinks I'm just going through relationships for giggles and shits but truth is all I'm doing is being everyone's Emotional Sherpa...
by Anomalous Potato June 29, 2023
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Emote Dances

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Emote dances is fortnite emotes and luka is a piece of shit because he steals FUCK HIM LORelawVFOLd
by Pozyte March 7, 2019
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