by thegoodex August 7, 2017
Get the emotional landminemug. by davidteosohot January 4, 2014
Get the fucking emotionalmug. 
Get the Emote Dancesmug. Kaitlin is an emotional asset, I feel great whenever she is around me, she brings me pure joy and wide smiles.
by A-AronStyles April 25, 2023
Get the Emotional assetmug. Placing a wager or betting currency against a sports team in which you root for. Placing an “emotional hedge” means that love and fandom for the particular team that you are betting against outweighs your value of and possession of money. If your bet wins, you are still unhappy due to your team losing, however can look on the bright side due to a slight or large gain of wealth. Placing this type of bet usually only associates with the most die hard fans of their team. Additionally, this bet is most prevalent when odds of your team winning are at their highest therefore you can profit the most in case (god forbid) utter heartbreak occurs, and they blow the game.
Boys, the Falcons are up big and it would really suck if they blew this Super Bowl. We better place an emotional hedge just in case the Patriots come back and break our hearts.
by The Doctor 69 December 30, 2022
Get the Emotional Hedgemug. When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.
“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”
by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021
Get the Emotional headlockmug. Is the act of, (the ego), feeding off ones own misery at the expense of degrading and belittling others.
Don't take Mike's hateful words personally, he is consumed by emotional cannibalism. - It's best to walk away from that friendship for a while if he continues to treat you so poorly.
by BirdonFyer66 February 18, 2022
Get the emotional cannibalismmug.