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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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mark delfigglo

He is such a mark Delfigglo
by Lilraquel April 4, 2017
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armpit dweller

When a girls boob's are big and sloppy and they fall into the armpit when she lays on her back
She was on bottom, I undid her bra and unleashed her armpit dwellers
by loby1konobie August 8, 2017
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grundell dweller

a type oF dweller who likes to dwell in between the dick and anus just like ur dog and other dogs of how they sniff their butts.
oh my gosh Brian is such a grundell dweller because when we had sex he kept going down to my grundell area.
by subscribe to chowyg October 3, 2017
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Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.
Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!
by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017
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Lift Dweller

Person or Persons occupying a lift, whose excitement over a non lift dweller's action's reaches an inappropriate level.
More frequently found in easily accessible ski resorts such as Vail.
"If that lift dweller says one more god damn word, i will rip him off that god damn chair"
"Damn, that girl was cute!" "Nah, she's just a lift dweller."
by RadioFoxx April 23, 2018
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nugget dweller

Nugget Dweller is when poop hangs inbetween the bum crack
"Yo man this holden is shit"

"Nah mate its just a nugget dweller"
by Nugget Dweller July 23, 2018
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