Sex-Driving

The act of driving while having sex. Usually used to assert dominance amongst friends.

Jon: Yeah, me and that bitch were sex-driving last night.
Bob: Man, sex driving is for insecure male cunts.
Jon: Shut up, you're just jealous that I can sex-drive and you can't.

by DaCuber28 December 3, 2022

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

Deep meme diving

When someone goes deep into the explore page on Instagram to find the best memes

Friend 1: Check out this quality meme.
Friend 2: How did you even find this?!?
Friend 1: I went deep meme diving.

by rbwh April 22, 2018

Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.

Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!

by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019

eiffel tower diving

jumping off the eiffel tower in a skydiving motion but without the parasuit or plane... it's just committing su-

FUN... COMMITTING FUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I want to go eiffel tower diving C:

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Deep sea diving with the floaties on

Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.

Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!

by LPeezy February 2, 2022

Dirt Clay Ice Driving

An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.

Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.

by Big Whitey Ford February 21, 2022