double vision

to see double because you drank too much alcohol

i could barely walk straight because i had double vision

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

double shit

When you take a shit, then 15 minutes later you need to take another shit.

Me: Awww man i just had to take a double shit
You: Wow...

by Shrugi February 25, 2008

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

Double diaper.

The action of using two diapers to diaper a baby or child with, instead of one. Most mothers who use cloth diapers on their children, double diaper. Related to cloth diapering. A method of diapering used by parents and babysitters to increase the absorbency of a child's diapers.

Double diaper-double diaper.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 28, 2006

Double Doylem

Geordie phrase meaning a complete and utter imbecile.

Thomas is a double doylem

by J Beltsum February 6, 2009

double crossing bitch

A hoe who acts like she gon' give it up but she never do and she give it to another asshole.

Daaamn, Judy is one double crossing bitch.

by Navalgeneralofthenavalsea January 5, 2014

double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.

Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.

by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016