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Dolphin X

1. A friendless loser. Also see white trash, idiot, and baka.
2. A bigot; Extremely homophobic, and intolerant of anyone unlike himself. (Yes, I realize that this is hypocritical, since Dolphin X is gay yet he is intolerant of homosexuals.)
3. Before this post was created, when one searched for Dolphin X, no searches resulted. The closest finds were: zoophiliamasturbationerectile calestetics.
"Dude, you pulled a Dolphin X"

"You're such a Dolphin X" "But I don't ass-rape little kiddies while they scream for their mommies! How can I be Dolphin X?"

"Dolphin X felched his mom, then moved on to suck off his dog."
by Just a playa June 13, 2004
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dolphin

Man 1 : "Hey, man, did you see that dolphin, it was so awesome!!"

Man 2: 'You queer."
by gleeksftw February 28, 2011
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dolphins nose

When you can see a woman's front bottom due to her trousers being too tight and thus looks like the same shape as a Dolphins Nose(also known as a Camel Toe, Monkeys Mouth or Burger!).
Corr blige... did you see that ladies Dolphins nose - those trousers look like they are sprayed on!!
by Harriet Bigjugs August 28, 2007
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dolphin kiss

when a guy tries to kiss a girl and she says, "later, later" so the guy rubs his nose against hers like a dolphin
Guy to his friend... " I tried to hook up with her but she told me later, so i gave her a dolphin kiss instead!!"
by Dolfinluverx0x0x February 19, 2011
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Dolphinlicious

When somebody is so hot and/or has such a fantastic body that you would consider having dolphin sex #5, and get all up in them guts!
That bitch is dolphinlicious!
by SpankyMagnanimous September 17, 2008
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Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.
1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.
by MTKarl January 26, 2010
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Dolphinism

Like racism but against dolphins.
Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?
by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011
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