dog

woof wof woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof.

Dog: Woof!

by HoodieKat January 27, 2019

dog

laila

"Awww look at that dog!"

"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."

by elgatto October 19, 2020

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dogging

To give orders to someone, just like you would do with your dog. Usually when someone older, richer or with more reputation than the "dog".

I hate my parents, they keep dogging me all the time!

by mark ze snek August 20, 2018

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022