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Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe
Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck
by Trump's real news February 28, 2017
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Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti
Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?
by flt1335666 May 22, 2020
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armchair doctor

Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?

Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
by 1Head August 7, 2021
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The Good Doctor

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.
Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.
by boston_or_pasadena July 11, 2020
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Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.
Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.
by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020
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Doctor bruh

Doctor bruh will cut your balls off.
Look its doctor bruh! HIDE YO BALLS
by Doctor Bruh December 26, 2020
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doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach
why the hell are you doing a doctor warner
by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009
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