dookers

Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."

by mountainhippo March 27, 2013

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Triple Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker only instead of deucing only in the upper tank of the toilet, you shit in the upper tank, the actual toilet bowl and on the floor directly in front of the can leaving a saucy trail of beef stew for the victim.

The preferred standard for performing the Triple Decker is to eat 400 EXTRA spicy buffalo wings, Indian food and White Castle and/or Taco Bell prior to shatting everrrrrywhere.

Josh: Kevin from work throws the worst goddamn parties

Alex: Ya man, I'm gonna go Triple Decker the shit out of his bathroom.

Josh: Pun intended?

Alex: No - seriously

by JManNYC2010 December 21, 2010

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donker

A mystical creature that was created in the land of Brunet St, more specifically, the tree of wisdom. They are most known for the estranged sound it makes. 'Eeeee-yuh'

In the winter, the donker's used their pond as an ice rink.

by mugwump99 March 7, 2008

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Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

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Blumper Decker

The combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
To defecate in the tank of one's toilet while receiving a blowjob.
i.e. To get mad domepiece while releasing the beast into the top of that Faggoty Ann's toilet.

Leopold: My asshole roommate fucked my mom last week, so I asked his mom to come over to 'see which of his clothes not to donate'. I broke out a decadent white zinf at the end, and one thing led to another... Next thing I know I'm getting him back with a blumper decker in his bathroom with his mom.

Lance: My stars, good play.

by Wlllford Brimley September 1, 2010

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