Scuba diving

Eating a girl’s ass out under water

Dude I went scuba diving last night!

by treebeard58 November 17, 2018

Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet

Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees

by Big38HawkEm January 01, 2021

Fry Diving

Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.

Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?

Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*

Denise:...

by McOmNomNom November 10, 2010

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 17, 2022

moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.

Danny went moof diving last night, eh?

by nspa4568 October 09, 2008

Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama August 19, 2015

Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.

Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.

by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010