A directioner is a person who is a fan of the boy band “one direction” they are the most craziest fandom in the world, they would do anything for the members of the boy band, they know everything about the boys another thing they do is cry about how the boy band split up if you meet a directioner then don’t mess with them because they’ll spill all they can about you and if your friends with one then be nice to them or they WILL tell everyone everything about you
Friend-“Hey do you know anything about Niall Horan?”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
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Basically the FBI in fan form
Basically the FBI in fan form
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Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die
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Joe : You know what this means ?
Will : That you are a Directioner
Joe : You know what this means ?
Will : That you are a Directioner
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P1: I have seen a lot of directioners on my tiktok for you page.
P2: Yea,me too.They are getting everywhere
P2: Yea,me too.They are getting everywhere
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these girls (and guys) will stand by One Direction no matter what. even when the freakin zombie apocalypse comes.
some of them walk around town with their 5/5 follows and front row concert tickets and backstage passes, while most of them sit around all day in front of their computers wishing that they could go to a concert. oh, and fangirling. FANGIRLING
SOMETHING TO NOTE: do NOT mess with Directioners. they are a very dangerous species. just know that if you say one thing bad about 1D, they will track you down and possible kill you.
these girls (and guys) will stand by One Direction no matter what. even when the freakin zombie apocalypse comes.
some of them walk around town with their 5/5 follows and front row concert tickets and backstage passes, while most of them sit around all day in front of their computers wishing that they could go to a concert. oh, and fangirling. FANGIRLING
SOMETHING TO NOTE: do NOT mess with Directioners. they are a very dangerous species. just know that if you say one thing bad about 1D, they will track you down and possible kill you.
by leswagmasta May 24, 2014
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Guy: do you know who they are?
NB: uh oh they're called Directioners. Don't mess with them if you don't want to be called a greasy burrito
NB: uh oh they're called Directioners. Don't mess with them if you don't want to be called a greasy burrito
by Bullshipper May 14, 2015
Get the Directioners mug.Someone who is supremely into One Direction and One Direction only. People who listens to nothing but 1D and is the hugest fan of One Direction. Probably one of the most annoying fans ever, but knows almost everything about the boys from 1D.
Gayleheart: *opens a 1D song*
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners
by Zuki(O w O)Sora September 25, 2012
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