A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one'
s fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The
Deuce." Although
dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.
During a
long and violent struggle to free himself from a
single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man'
s decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.