I'll Dew You!

a phrase only associated with a certain tall commie.

"I'll Dew You!"

by Dude Major February 7, 2004

Mountain Dew Tradwife

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).

I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

« :3 »

by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022

mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

mountain dew pitch black

THe best NEW soda ever, has a refreshing grape taste.

YO nigga hook me up wi sum mountain dew pitch black!

by donkeykongpuncher September 7, 2004

dew neh low mo

An ancient vulgar Japanese/Chinese swear expression used very derogatorily with a meaning roughly..."you stinking motherless whore" or "up your mother's..."

Paul : "You'll leave the office when your work is done and not before!"

Choy: "dew neh low mo" (said under her breath....)

by Josef Gramsci April 29, 2008

mountain dew pitch black

Great pop that got discontinued and hopefully comes back. Nicknamed "Nigga Juice"

Man gimme 50 cent i want some nigga juice.

by TacoJohn May 2, 2005

knock the dew off the lily

to urinate

"OK, I'll be ready to go once I knock the dew off the lily."

by Anonymous July 18, 2003