Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

Shower Curtain

Cum towel for the shower.

Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.

by Fredsuitsinshik Henry James September 20, 2019

Curtain Cuddler

A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.

by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009

Scraggy curtains

Scraggy curtains is the name for a really baggy and ‘scraggy’ vagina. Typically used as an insult

Ew, she’s for Scraggy Curtains.
Must be Christina’s minge

by Mog was here! March 18, 2022

Curtain Pull

This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.

Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?

by Hotdizzle October 4, 2008

meat curtain

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

by smartyass March 24, 2010

hershey curtain

Having anal with a colored women, slam it in hard and pull out quick, fecal matter oozes out onto her pubes causing her to have hershey curtains

Damn bro, I fucked her in the ass so hard she got hershey curtains!

by Steve King II April 1, 2007