by Mog was here! March 18, 2022
Get the Scraggy curtainsmug. Cum towel for the shower.
Time to take another shower. Luckily I have my shower curtain that never moves from the shower for when I masturbate in there.
by Fredsuitsinshik Henry James September 20, 2019
Get the Shower Curtainmug. China's division from the outside world, specifically its infamous great internet firewall. An allusion to the soviet Iron curtain.
by yellowcurtain December 18, 2013
Get the yellow curtainmug. Wow, Michelle.
Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.
Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.
by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009
Get the Curtain Cuddlermug. When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains
by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019
Get the Brown curtainsmug. The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
Get the meat curtainmug. Having anal with a colored women, slam it in hard and pull out quick, fecal matter oozes out onto her pubes causing her to have hershey curtains
by Steve King II April 1, 2007
Get the hershey curtainmug.