Jc CuBaN

An idiot with a stupid name.
Smells funny and can't spell.

^rofl..........no.

that is not a real definition,you cant fool me boy!

EDIT:here is the real definition of my name,
Jc and CuBaN.my intials are the same as Jesus Christ,pimp!
but im Julio Castillo

by Prof Flying Kiwi March 20, 2004

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A Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."

by ProtoZone March 28, 2011

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Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

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Sexy Cuban Sandwhich

A cuban sandwhich made with Crystals. It has got to be extremely SEXY. And lovable. You cannot deny your love for this sandwhich.

Girrr, I could really use a sexy Cuban sandwhich right now.

by Ilovecd August 14, 2010

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Grilled Cuban

When a dude covers his boner with streaks of bbq sauce, and his recipient (prefferably female, but let's not judge) pole smoker plays the oral version of the game "just the tip".

I heard Sam gave Taylor a Grilled Cuban!

by Voiceless Didact September 27, 2013

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