wall creeper

On Facebook, one who obsessively reads people's wall posts because they have no life of their own

Friend 1: OMG, i think something's going on between Jenny and Ben!

Friend 2: How do you know?

Friend 1: Just been checking out their wall-to-wall conversation!! You should really see it.

Friend 2: You are such a wall creeper, get a life.

by KiKi98239234 February 27, 2009

pudding creeper

A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe

The man in the van was a total pudding creeper

by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013

pickle creeper

- person who likes pickles and is a creeper.

- person who eats pickles creepily.

- tranny cock sucker.

Ex.1 Emily: "I hate pickles."
Paul: "Why? Pickles are yummy *smiles creepily*"
Emily: "Ew! Well you're a pickle creeper!!"

Ex.2 Deanne: "Sean is SUCH a pickle creeper! Look at him eat that pickle!!"

Ex.3 Paul: "Dude that girl that sucked me last night was such a pickle creeper!!"
Shannon: "Uhm why?"
Paul: "I think she had a dick.... creeper!!"

by Shannon&Deanne February 21, 2009

rose creeper

Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming.

I creeped up on her with the rose and made her pay for it!

by anon June 2, 2004

Creeper

A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).

__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.

-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.

-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.

Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.

Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?

Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.

Bystander - Thank God.

by JConvery May 11, 2010

Jonas Creeper

Creeping on the Jonas Brothers. Usually a parody of scary fan girls.

"The brothers better watch out for those Jonas Creepers"

Joe: Have you seen my socks?
Kevin: No. I think Nick stole them.

"Nick, run! I spy Creepers!"

by KPJ2 January 14, 2009

Creeper

Someone with a weird, goofy, smile, who creeps on the nearest girl. Is lanky, with a rib protruding from his chest.

Cullen is such a creeper!

by funnyboy9989 December 27, 2010