couple walking

in high school, when a couple walks through the halls, holding hands and looking lovingly at each other, they tend to walk at a speed that makes anyone stuck behind them want to gouge their eyes out. this is called couple walking.
(can also apply to non-couples walking together in the halls at a way below average pace, such as fat girls or teachers)

Caitlin: dude, why were you late for class?
Jessie: i got caught behind dylan and carly couple walking! god, they go about as fast as a pair of fucking turtles.

by jesserz92 May 6, 2008

cobbler's awls

Cockney Rhyming slang meaning "balls" (as in testicles)

Ow me bloody cobbler's awls

by Lord Skywalker May 10, 2014

Cobbler

British slang for those small/medium sized poo balls that you get when you are extremely constipated. They often look like rabbit droppings especially when they come out the anus hole with reduce in size.

Bill: bloody hell! Last night I was squeezing and groaning in agony. All I could push out was cobblers all night. So constipated that I was crying.
Mike and glyn: oh no that sounds awful I remember when we would always do those in the shower! They looked like rabbit droppings!

by Heymamas:) April 20, 2021

Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.

The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.

by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009

Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.

'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'

by chaibox December 23, 2009

sweatpants couple

A pair of people who have been dating so long that they no longer care how they look, and therefore wear sweatpants everywhere; often associated with a near-inseparable couple that doesn't seem entirely happy.

"Tom and Jane are no fun to hang out with anymore, they've kind of turned into a sweatpants couple"

by SammyJB May 1, 2010

Twat Cobbler

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

by snailtrailprkway February 2, 2013