Colon colonizer

A man that engages in sexual activity with another man with or without consent.
Fleece Johnson a well known colon colonizer was nick named The Booty Warrior.
by Mikodo May 23, 2025
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Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
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Full Colon

Refers to the fraudulent beliefs of the crazy wing of the crazy wing of sovereign citizens started by David-Wynn:Miller, pronounced "David Hyphen Wynn Full Colon Miller". More generally, refers to anything similarly crazy.
These stoplights are full colon. Four reds for five minutes. Is anyone allowed to go?

Full Colon Trump endorsed the Pauline Hanson One Nation Party, whose 2nd in command is Malcolm hyphen Ieuan full colon Roberts.
by December 02, 2021
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Colon Connection

The act of letting go a loud and powerful fart at the exact same moment with anyone.
Mike; Jen, you farted at the same time as Robin. Apparently you both have a" Colon Connection "
by ☆GENDA☆ May 19, 2016
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Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out
My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.
by CafeDonut November 07, 2019
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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
by MoonUrMom March 01, 2021
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