When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.
Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
by Black KKK August 10, 2019
Get the cummy closetmug. A male who is overly flamboyant,and flirts with other homosexuals.
Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.
The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.
You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
Most closet queers are usually mistaken, however some are afraid of what others may think.. thus keeping them in the closet.
The term "coming out of the closet" is most likely what sparked this word.
You are most likely a closet queer if..
-You say GQ is your bible.
-You flirt with other men who very flamboyant.. or other gay men who have already come out.
-You don't care about being with a girl.. as long as you are seen with one by other mates.
-You are in theatre and do not mind kissing boys (you may even lock lips longer than expected).
-Even your friends question your sexuality (they are all most likelly there for you.. but the trust in your relationship could rely on your ability to come out)
by Watch your mouth October 18, 2008
Get the Closet Queermug. by Jut36 October 29, 2009
Get the Slam Closetmug. Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.
Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.
by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022
Get the Closet normalmug. Dillon says he's straight, but it sounded like he was getting closet head from Matt when I got close.
by Aideoghoi August 12, 2016
Get the closet headmug. by Bammer1686 November 22, 2016
Get the Closet killamug. Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
Get the Closet Trumpetermug.