Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 02, 2020

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 07, 2013

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 07, 2014

choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 21, 2017

Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

by AmericanOxygen July 14, 2015

Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 06, 2018