Canoe Treatment

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020

Canoe Chugging

The act of chugging on your bois canoe

Damn, Daniel... I'm about to go Canoe Chugging.

by Fen_ris October 21, 2023

Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.

So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.

by Larry Loon March 30, 2025

pigeon canoe

The opening of the labia (canoe) with the clitoris slightly protruding (pigeon).

I went down on Suzy and she’s got one nice pigeon canoe.

by Blazeracer May 3, 2018

Douche Canoe

A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man

That guy is being a total douche canoe because he got fired for always being late

by Bornsooner May 11, 2024

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025