phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cancer rising

GOOD MANIPULATORS. stay away from them because they manipulate the SHIT out of you

yeah she said she likes me
Dude she’s a cancer rising she just manipulated you.

by Factslmao December 6, 2020

human cancer

Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.

Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

Morning Cancer

The state in which an individual may find them self if the morning sun is rising, and the individual has not yet gone to sleep.

Guys, take a look out the window! We're all getting morning cancer!

by Jabrawni August 4, 2010