The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)
by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015
Get the Butt bluntmug. Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun
1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017
Get the Blunt Saladmug. "Be happy" but in a more high fashion
by I_fapp_2_handed January 27, 2020
Get the Blunt it upmug. by David Cejmer October 16, 2017
Get the struggle bluntmug. - When you smoke so much weed that your stuck & can't move or very slow in speech or movement. Your basically Gone & out of it.
Oh shit man that is some good weed, i cant even move. It feels like i'm in a Blunt Coma.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
Dammmnn yo look at him, he looks lost. Snap out of that Blunt Coma.
She smoked so much weed she looks like a zombie.
by Tiffany Cash January 1, 2012
Get the Blunt Comamug. Full Blunt: adj
1) cool, dope
2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure
See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
1) cool, dope
2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure
See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.
I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.
My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.
Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.
My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.
Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018
Get the full bluntmug. When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!
Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh April 14, 2006
Get the James Bluntmug.