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Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019
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Bling bling brown ring

Is when you insert your wife's diamond ring in her vagina with the dimond hanging out of her pussy while you fuck her in the ass.
Last night was my wife and I's wedding anniversary, and to commemorate it, I celebrated by giving her the bling bling brown ring!
by High Octane Wayne December 4, 2019
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BLING BLING

The nick name of a korean singer Kim JongHyun
by amaleghanime December 24, 2017
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bling the b-hole

What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to Bling the B-hole for Ian.
by The Fat and Sassy Show November 9, 2020
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bling bling

bling bling is jonghyun dibidbibidi
by jonghyun’s toenails October 11, 2020
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bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
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Bada bing, bada bling

When you're Italian and you finish doing something like cooking, but you're a member of the Italian maffia so you wear a lot of bling
I just made some pasta, bada bing, bada bling
by Lau12345 December 1, 2017
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