Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.
by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017
by AlmightyChrist October 04, 2014
by supersaiyan1294 June 23, 2011
A handsome man everyone falls for, the kind of person only one could ever dream of, any girl would be lucky to be with blake logan
by WowSnoopSogBruh October 13, 2022
Where is Blake's butt? I can't find it.
by gangster455 April 03, 2014
Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.
Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?
Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.
Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.
Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.
Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.
Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.
Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.
by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
One who consumes an extreme amount of alcohol when out and all motor functions deplete except for the ability to stand and hold a beer
Guy #1: "man, I was so hammered last night, i had to be carried home and then I vomited all over myself, I've lost my wallet and now everyone laughs at me when they see me "
Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"
Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"
by bigr3d July 02, 2009