soft jam

When a male fails to achieve a full erection. As a result the male attempts penetration while "semi-soft".

Dude I couldn't get it up, so I ended up soft jamming her for most of the night.
God, she was so busted I could only manage to try and soft jam her.

by Renob1984 February 1, 2014

soft incest

Relations with a family member who shares no blood relation, e.g. related by marriage or adoption.

She engaged in some soft incest with her former stepbrother.

by jharrison3452 December 31, 2015

man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

by cloud9c January 23, 2011

Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

Soft Saturday

Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).

Sorry I can't make that meeting on Wednesday, I've got a Soft Saturday planned.

by Tropicanabanana July 25, 2017

soft comic

A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.

boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!

by bobcatd January 26, 2011

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 19, 2017