I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

Baseballl

gay

joe - "i cant come im playing Baseballl "
pete - "oh so you love the cock"
joe - "how did you know"

by leberson August 14, 2010

baseball, huh?

Interjection: An alternative to "that tracks"; used after someone else makes a comment to express that you think their comment was sensible, obvious, or logical.

Popularized by a skit titled "when you hear a phrase you're going to be stealing" by aljokes, a digital comedy content creator on TikTok and Youtube.

Person 1: My brother's car was hit in the parking lot by an elderly Asian lady.
Person 2: Baseball, huh?

by Owl Rings March 16, 2025

Soccer Baseball

Hill Billy slang for some parts of Canada for “kickball”.

Person 1: Hey let’s go play some soccer baseball.
Person 2: Stfu and use real names.

by grape_36 June 8, 2023

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Baseball, huh?

This joke has originated from the youtuber "Al Jokes" and is mainly used when you want to be sexist, racist, etc without being overt about it, usually when a stereotype of such nature happens. It is also popularly used in short from content like youtube shorts or tiktok.

Bro: aye look at this
*woman runs a red light*
you: baseball, huh?

by GenericUser9212001 March 30, 2025

Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by anonymous May 5, 2022