Axewound 

A slang and derogatory term to describe a vagina based on it's similarity in appearance to the injury received if someone was to be hit by an axe.
This can also be used to specify that a female was undergoing menstruation at the time with the similarity being that an axewound would also bleed.

Male 1 "There better be some beaver at this bar tonight, I need some gash!"
Male 2 "For sure, the chick I have meeting me later is bound to let me plow her axewound"

Or

Male 1 "How did your night end up sat? The girl you bailed with was smoking"
Male 2 "Yeah def not a coyote, problem was got her home and she wrecked my sheets! She didn't bother to tell me she was recovering from an axewound"

Axewound by microwave_fresh October 16, 2009

axo 

Alpha Chi Omega was founded in 1885 at DePauw University in Indiana as the first sorority in the school of music. Today Alpha Chi is still going strong with some of the most beautiful and succesful women you can find, and are known for helping the community. Beauty, brains, and a good reputation...what more could you ask for. Famous Alpha Chi's include Trista from ABC's the Bachlorette, Dawn Wells who played Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, and my personal favorite, Condoleeza Rice. A lot of jealous people make rude comments, but we dont care because we know we're destined for success

I wish I could be an AXO.

axo by Nellie Gamble January 2, 2008

Axl Rose 

Frontman of Guns N' Roses, the greatest Rock N' Roll band from the late 80's and early 90's. Axl Rose is a Legendary Rock-superstar, a genius musician, the best singer ever, yet the most dangerous.

Estranged, November Rain, Coma, and many many others

Axl Rose by Trini May 10, 2004

Axel Grabber

Axel Grabber---Abnormally large hemrrhoids

If this fucking truck dos'nt stop going down this hill you might have to use your axel grabbers to help slow us down!

Axel Grabber by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

pole-axed 

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!

"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"

pole-axed by Miggy November 16, 2004

axeophilia

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?
Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

axeophilia by Luke Harris February 6, 2008

Axel

A very sweet, kind, humorous, creative kind of person who’s likes to be smiling with a deep loving heart that can brighten up you’re day when you’re feeling down or when his there for you in hard complicated times no matter what, how hard it can be.

I would love to have an Axel in life :)

A very sweet, kind, humorous, creative kind of person who’s likes to be smiling with a deep loving heart that can brighten up you’re day when you’re feeling down or when his there for you in hard complicated times no matter what, how hard it can be.

I would love to have an Axel in life :)

Axel by Lowkey_Al;) June 22, 2018