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by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
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person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
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person one: but she seems so scary
by I've had a stroke May 30, 2021
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by IDEFINEMYSELF June 13, 2021
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by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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