This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.
by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is a privileged white boy. He thinks he's hot and assumes everyone likes him. He's kinda a rich Fuck boy. He'll end up playing with you.
by Aik0 November 5, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.
by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.
Jason is so disorganized!!
by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.
by Soya555 February 9, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. My freind is being a Jason
by djyonder37 September 3, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. by AussieB1 May 20, 2020
Get the Jasonmug.