stale white bread boy

Damn why does Michael Cera always play the same stale white bread boy in all of his movies
by bluebruce December 15, 2023
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Stale white bread boy

A plain man who’s mundane life is turned around by a manic pixie dream girl.
One doesn’t exist without the other, a manic pixie dream girl will always be with a stale white bread boy and visa versa.
Romona flowers in Scott pilgrim vs the world finds Scott, her stale white bread boy to be the nicest guy she’s ever been with
by Steviesteve November 20, 2023
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Puna White boy

A white guy with a mullet that’s always trying to act like his older brother.

White male that’s wears fancy pants. ( Rock Revivals, anything from Buckle, Pants that are bedazzled)

Nothing to do with the Spanish slang, Puto
Man, my little bro is being a Puna White Boy.

Why does Austin always act like a Puna White boy?

Hey man, do you know my caller ID says Puna White Boy.
by Big Myz November 05, 2021
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White Boy Vibe

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
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White boys™️

Ewww, White boys™️, I only like grinch boys
by Vive_la_art January 02, 2019
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white boy ready

A white boy ready to fuck at a drop of a dime
My ex said she prefers white boy ready guys
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White boy trap

When you have a thing for white boys who are almost guaranteed to screw you over eventually, and with no warning.

You know this is a definite possibility but you can't get out of the trap.

Everything is going great and then, BAM.
A: "I need your help."
B: "Why?"
A: "I'm stuck in the white boy trap again."

C: "I've been talking to him for a while and now suddenly he's being all weird."
D: "I told you to be careful of the white boy trap."
by YourWordsHypnotiseMe May 26, 2021
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