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Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.
Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

-obversedd
by Obversedd October 18, 2019
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Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”
by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018
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Player TIp

by ShJoJohnson June 5, 2023
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feelings player

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people
"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "
by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019
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xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”
Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023
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two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
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Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.
He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf
by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019
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