by ShJoJohnson June 5, 2023
Get the Player TIpmug. the type of guy that seems perfect almost irreplaceable but has the reputation of a player. Usually it’s all an act and he was heart broken in the past but doesn’t want to admit it when you hangout he’s the nicest person you have ever met but acts completely different over text but tells his friends he likes you which leads you to think your being played thus dropping him when in reality that just hurts him again.
by olivia32 December 19, 2019
Get the Sensitive playermug. A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”
Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.
Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity
Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity
Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.
by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023
Get the xbox playermug. When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.
Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!
-obversedd
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by Obversedd October 18, 2019
Get the Slinky playermug. BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018
Get the Saxaphone Playermug. two player
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
Get the two playermug. Best player from the best team, regardless of anything else, specifically in college basketball conferences like the ACC.
Me: Hey man, did you see that Mike Scott put up 35 against Maryland? He is top 3 in almost every major non-guard stat. Player of the year for sure.
Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?
Me: He plays for Virginia...
Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
Voter: No, Player of the Year is about the team's performance. Also who the hell is Mike Scott?
Me: He plays for Virginia...
Voter: oh yeah! I saw them when UNC and Duke played them.
by NC Homer June 14, 2012
Get the Player of the Yearmug.