Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM

Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.

Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.

by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018

Nolan Matews

Greatest whitest man on earth who is a proud homosexual - he is also very fine like just give him to me, please.

Men: Damn I want Nolan as a lover
Women: Damn I do not want nolan
Men: Agreed Nolan Matews is a man who is very cool and an overall good person (fine as well)

by - obama obviously November 21, 2021

nolan

gay. and exposer. doesn’t care bout anything but him self and try’s to show off even tho he sucks.

nolans just gay.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

Nolan and Anna

They are the perfect couple. They have all the same qualities that you see on TV. They are passionate about each other and their goals. Nothing will break them.

“Yo they are such a Nolan and Anna couple”
I wish I was like them

by Real relationships May 27, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.

This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.

by khhhhs December 17, 2019

nolan

A half sender.

Wow, Nolan’s such a bitchass potato looking half sender

by Summer h :) May 11, 2018