Jacob

Jacob is a very, very annoying person. He is a major douche bag, and no one likes him. Everyone hates him literally. He yells too much. He gets in trouble a lot. Why is he even alive?

Hey, you Jacob, kill yourself.

by Wanna one April 19, 2018

Jacob

A tall dude with freckles a tiny cock and huge feet. He finds himself funny but all the cheerleaders think he's autistic. His favorite thing to do is to break out his tweasers and jerk off his uncircumcised dick.

Jacob is not snipped

by C's hqhdhdbhd November 13, 2018

Jacob

someone who you would regreat losing
they may not be your prince charming on the outside but they are on the inside.
has anger issues but can be super sweet,
once you get to know them you wont ever forget

person: hes ugly
me: no hes not the knight in shining armor but hes my jacob

by Hanna the llama April 18, 2018

Jacob

Usually a boy who is called a turtle is taller than 5" but shorted than 6" and usually hangs around boys of the name troy Julius and darreon

Ayy that turtle reminds me of Jacob, turtle neck having ass

by Kamiya king February 4, 2018

Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.

Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.

Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog

by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013

Jacob

A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.

A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!

by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019