Someone who is very confusing and misunderstood a lot of times to be an asshole. But once you get to know him, he's really cool! But you still probably won't understand him.
Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.
by Flamingolegs August 16, 2011

a guy who has a girlfriend and then flirts with you. you've had a crush on him for almost 6 years and he flirts with you . you are sooooooo happy. you tell your best friend and shes ecstatic for you. he also says hes gonna ask you out next year once he breaks up with his girlfriend. days later your friend tells you he was just playing you. its been like 5 months you still have a crush on dylan. basically dylan is a guy you cant get over and he drives you crazy.
by itsalwaystoogoodtobetrue June 1, 2011

by koihthgfg May 14, 2008

A pothead kid who thinks he's an important part of society because he can spraypaint on the side of a bridge. I would know because he's my brother.
Dylan is a douchebag.
by Noneyabizneesss October 28, 2012

The biggest faggot alive today!
He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!
He enjoys men, cock and a big set of balls in his mouth! He enjoys listening to show tunes and beating off in socks! His other hobbies also include prenteding to like girls to cover up the horrible truth and treating everyone like dirt!
by Daniel! November 11, 2008

A Meme Lord! Socially awkward, genuinely depressed, hates everyone, and most likely a terrorist who will shoot up your school.
Dylan is such a weirdo!
by Kms11417 March 6, 2017

1. to be completly pushed or rejected out of a social circle.
2. to be the person people throw bits of food at.
3. a fat bitch. that cries alot.
2. to be the person people throw bits of food at.
3. a fat bitch. that cries alot.
by superduperboy January 15, 2008
